Touches You

Thanks for the memories!

Tells a fascinating and unsettling true story, and does so well, without pretending to have all the answers.

An old-fashioned movie made with new-fashioned finesse.

This time out we get 10 stories (yea I know lucky me), good thing this is the last as blown-out brains on my wall wouldn't go with the decor of my house. To my surprise one segment was actually pretty damn good finally. 1)"Natalie Would"- Pauline hasn't had sex since her breakup a year ago. A guy mistakes her for an ex and she plays along. D-2)"Modivations"- Ted Raimi is tricked into being in a porn in the best short of the entire movie. It is also one of the few shorts in the whole lexicon of the "Inside Out" films that actually shows the bottom half of a woman. A 3)"Put Asunder"- A bickering couple want to have each other killed via hit-man by chance. I'd rather have watched "Thirty-something" F 4)"Save the Wetlands"- A reporter interview a environmentalist slut.Unfunny. D- 5)"The Thief"- A manic-depressive is visited by a thief. Lame plot twists abound D 6)"Jilted Lover"- Man videotapes his ex and her new guy.Contains the ugliest girls of the whole series C- 7)"Three on a Match"-A Jewish couple tries to pick up a person for a three-some unsuccessfully. The guy acts life a Third-rate dime-store Jon Lovitz. Just plain not funny. F 8) "What Anna Wants"- What I Want is for the damn series to be over already!! A woman videotapes her guy screwing other women... for art. F 9)"Video Mates"- A nerd gets his dream porn star much to his chagrin. F 10)"My Cyberian Rhapsody"- In the future an ex-con buys a cyber sex game which haywire. F It's over!!! The hell I went through reviewing the dreary 4 titles in this series is done!! My Overall Grade: D- Eye Candy: Denis Buick, Mimi Craven Sharon Kane, Sandra Wild, Susan Byun, Carolyn Finney, Paula Revee, Annie Wood, Chana Chiesa, Elizabeth Jaeger, and Catya Sassoon all show various amounts of skin