Not even bad in a good way

Disappointment for a huge fan!

I have absolutely never seen anything like this movie before. You have to see this movie.

While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.

Some guys try to locate a fat evil guy's secret diamond mine somewhere in Bangkok. Sorry, but that's all the "plot" I could make out with this one (the fact that my print kept switching from English to German audio for short periods of time and then back again certainly didn't help! Though at least the visual quality was good). There is no interest or excitement in this movie; in one scene, our heroes are even chased by a stock footage elephant, for crying out loud. Only Brad Harris and Dorothee Parker try to inject some fun into this, and the Thai scenery in nice, but I still had to take several breaks to finish the film - it's damn near impossible to watch in one sitting, even if it's only 85 minutes long! 0.5 out of 4 stars.