one of my absolute favorites!

i know i wasted 90 mins of my life.

An action-packed slog

The thing I enjoyed most about the film is the fact that it doesn't shy away from being a super-sized-cliche;

Moving into a new neighborhood, a female vampire temptress begins looking for a new mate by seducing the female residents around town and forcing the others around town to come to terms with the creature's existence in order to stop her.For the most part this one wasn't all that bad of a soft-core effort. The fact that this one plays into the usual trappings of the style makes it so much fun, as the ways in which this one brings out the expected displays of female flesh are quite obvious and appreciated. The early seduction scenes, from the opening dominatrix sequence with her rubbing and writing over each other in an extended sequence that is exceptionally erotic with a somewhat horrific interjection at the end to remind it's supposedly a horror effort, the later scene of her seducing the neighbor with them going at it in full- view of the handyman peeking in from outside being rather arousing and the aborted scene where she's able to seduce her friend into starting to sleep with her only to have the seduction broken just before the vampiric climax all make these quite an enticing and enjoyable effort when it comes to the genre's de-rigeur girl-on-girl segments. Still, even better here are the film's two big showstopper sequences are where she manages to take on two different victims which are not only incredibly erotic but also to who the performers in the sequence actually are, which starts with the naive schoolgirl who shows up and they begin going at it in a highly-charged, extended sapphic sequence that's unbelievably erotic as the two really go at it, while the later sequence of the plumber coming over only to get turned into another victim is one of the first times ever in the film where there's any actual seduction occurring here and that lets the extended sequence turn into quite a great time as they go at it with all the writhing and moaning turning into a greatly erotic scene as the enthusiasm for performing this lets it work very well. That these scenes tend to come about nearly every ten minutes without any exceptions leaves the film with quite a strong and impressive pace that has plenty to like about it as it moves along to the next one so quickly there's little room to breathe. As these here give this one quite a lot to like, it has more than enough to like to overcome the few flaws. The main issue here is the fact that there's just so little about her vampire powers seducing everyone that it leaves the scenes a little clumsy and disjointed. It basically evolves into everyone simply showing up at her door and two seconds later are busy writhing around and don't really show any kind of attempt to make it seem like she's actually out there putting her vampiric powers to good use which turns their inclusion into a somewhat confusing orgy of nude flesh. Likewise, the fact that this one intercuts a lot of rather lame comedy that's somewhat half-winking at the audience about it being jaw-droppingly hilarious instead turns into a series of eye-rolling blandness whenever it occurs and really halting the momentum of this one considerably. Otherwise, there's not much to dislike here.Rated Unrated/NC-17: Continuous Full Nudity, non-stop sex scenes, Language and Violence.

My Vampire Lover delivers the required Girl On Girl action, which pretty much lasts the entire film. Thats a big plus, however there is little seduction to be found here. What I mean by that is I just didn't buy the love scenes. Our beautiful lead Vamp meets and then is making love to the neighborhood women all in a matter of five seconds. Generally there would be a little reservation at first, but not in My Vampire Lover. This film basically just goes from love scene to love scene which I like usually in my erotic films, but here it felt unbelievable and disjointed. I just felt the girls' were going through the motions, and it was sex scene after sex scene with no build whatsoever. Thats not to say it's all bad, Paige Richards is funny and extremely sexy as the lead Vampire, plus you have Misty Mundae aka Erin Brown as a Catholic Schoolgirl which was a sexy plus. So I recommend it to my fellow Seduction Cinema fans as the sex and nudity was abundant, just don't expect any real seducing to happen.

After failing to seduce a perfect soul-mate in her old town of TittiWalker Monique heads to a new location to attempt to find one. The plot is simple and straight to the point and the choice of cast is perfect for the film, particularly the end sex scene with Syn DeVil as the Bisexual, large breasted neighbour.Comic elements are added in with Brock Chopolli's "Chip",a lonely cable guy who witnesses many of Moniques Sex-to-Death acts whilst installing her new cable.The cast includes Darian Caine as a female plumber who is laid, instead of late. Misty Mundae enters in a very sexy Catholic schoolgirl outfit but she could still do with trimming her crotch hairs. Alanah Rhodes is fantasise able as Chips' stripper who adds a bit of heterosexuality to the film.All in all it is good enough for the average Hetrosexual men and Lesbian women of this world.