Good concept, poorly executed.

When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.

Fun premise, good actors, bad writing. This film seemed to have potential at the beginning but it quickly devolves into a trite action film. Ultimately it's very boring.

It's simply great fun, a winsome film and an occasionally over-the-top luxury fantasy that never flags.

I am a huge, huge, HUGE Kevin Smith fan, and Randal was always my favorite character and I couldn't wait to see this. It wasn't as great as I thought it would be, but it was still good. It was really long and slow, but it had its moments. It was really funny and I loved Biscuit. He's one of the best movie characters ever. Gil is a great character too. It had two touching moments that I just loved. Well I loved the first one, the other was a little cheesy. At the end somebody finds out something and I thought it was going to be the beautiful, heartfelt, saving grace of the film and it was...to an extent. The scene could have been written better but whatever, it was good enough. If they'd cut the crap and made it shorter I think it would have been great. Just don't let the boring and slow parts make you miss what's really great about it. I give it a 7/10. But I'm only 15, I think I'll like it more when I'm older. And say what you will about the movie, but you've got to agree that Biscuit's analogy of dogs and cats to gay people is pure genius.

I must say this was a FABULOUS movie. Saw it at 2005 Vulgarathon(fabulous time by the way, got pics with Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes and siggys from them and Brian Johnsen and Joey Loren Adams), and need to see it again(but first need to see Big Helium Dog again). This movie was very funny. And the love story gave a good balance although a bit mushy at parts for me. The changing furniture thing was genius. A couple days after i saw it with me friend, she was up late(as usual)and decided she would take his idea and freak her mom out by switching the living room and kitchen (she did a very good job). Now its my turn to do that to my house, mwahahahahaha. So yes, wonderful movie. I recommend it to all. And may I just add, I LOVE BISCUIT!!!!!!!can't wait to see him again in clerks2.

All I have to say is that I saw this movie two years ago (at Kevin Smith's Vulgarthon) and for some reason I've found myself thinking about it and wondering if it ever made it to DVD. If that doesn't speak well of a film, I don't know what does. OK, I am required to say more....the movie was funny, had a likable cast, and best of all was written in a way that was not predictable, stereotypical, bitter, or unrealistic. I'll admit that it did have some minor continuity issues. Yet, I'll also admit that I have the unfortunate ability of easily being able to pick those things out. That trait has ruined lesser movies for me. This film was very entertaining. I really liked it and hope that I get an opportunity to not only see this movie again, but also additional work by the multi-talented Jeff Anderson.

You'd have to live in a Jersey suburb to like this, and even then you may feel embarrassed. I'm glad I didn't have to pay to view it, but who's going to pay me for the time I lost watching this?Although it's written by another Clerks character, it's nothing like it. There's a moral forced onto the story and the gross-out scenes are forced. The whole thing feels forced. Reminds me of something a California slacker just out of AA and a script writing course would put together after watching some TV show with about Jersey.