the audience applauded

It's not great by any means, but it's a pretty good movie that didn't leave me filled with regret for investing time in it.

This movie feels like it was made purely to piss off people who want good shows

I didn’t really have many expectations going into the movie (good or bad), but I actually really enjoyed it. I really liked the characters and the banter between them.

Like DEAR GOD NO!, NUDE NUNS WITH BIG GUNS is a wannabe grindhouse movie that supposedly taps in on the new-found public appetite for cheesy, trashy, violent exploitation films which hark back to the 1970s. I'm not sure there is really such an appetite, and if there is there won't be for long seeing how these films tend to be really, really terrible.The first thing I noticed about this film is that it's an amateur production throughout, with terrible technical qualities and a virtually non-existent; one of those films where it feels like they were making it up as they went along. The second thing I noticed is that the entire soundtrack rips off the music from PLANET TERROR, specifically the opening scene music playing while Rose McGowan is pole dancing.The majority of the film is padded out with needless unpleasantness, like a scene where an elderly nun is raped by a black muscle guy. The only point of such moments is to outrage the viewer, but they just feel stupid. There are a couple of shooting and gore scenes but this is far from the action thriller it would have you believe it is. Instead much of the running time is padded out with copious nudity and lesbian sex scenes involving skanky-looking characters. It's a horrible viewing experience.

If the title doesn't grab you in how's this for an opening sequence - the scene an empty desert where several tough hombres from a biker gang watch a bus arrive . A priest departs from the bus and lays down a suitcase . A biker opens it and finds a bundle of drugs but there seems to be a bundle missing . Outraged he runs in to the bus and asks the three nuns if they stole his drugs before shooting one of them A simple revenge plot that sticks out from the norm because the revenger out on a mission is a Catholic nun . Add to this that every scene must have full frontal female nudity , lesbian sex , rape or murder then you can perhaps jump to the conclusion as I did that this is a deliberately tasteless black comedy with an emphathis on violence you'd see from Quentin Tarantino or perhaps more accurately Robert Rodriguez . Director Joseph Guzman obviously had a lot of fun making the movie but unfortunately the fun isn't translated all that well to the audience and what probably started off as a good idea starts wearing out its welcome more quickly than it should have . I can see the point of the film trying to outrage the pious but the excessive violence and sleaze started to bore me long before the end credits came up

If you like Italian western films, or Clint Eastwood's one, go straight to 1:09:50 - 1:15:00. It is brilliant! A romantic scene with a wonderful music in a trash movie.This scene reminds me of Sergio Leone's "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" with the music of the Ennio Morricone.It is like a video clip, most very good songs are from The Clinton Johnson Band (ex: Every Car Behind Me Is A Cop), an unknown band, and there is no other information from the others, that I would like to know.These guys have no money or resources, see how their website is at http://www.nudenunswithbigguns.com and the productions trailers. But they have plenty of talent, something lacking in many expensive films of Hollywood's.

I wanted to like this one a lot more. But there are some glaring problems that keep it from scoring any higher for me.First the only people I felt were doing anything with their characters were the leads. Which isn't completely bad, at least they cast people who could act some in the leads.Lighting and sound really have some horrifically bad moments in the film. Characters talking and you couldn't hear them. And the night scenes with a very nice Chevelle SS 396 where you could only see headlights.A lot of scenes where you could almost hear the director thinking "yeah, I guess that's okay, but you know what, I think we really need all the girls to be naked and rubbing their boobies over everyone on the set." Don't get me wrong, I like naked girls, but there is a point of diminishing returns when almost Every... Single... Scene... in the film is accessorized by boobies.There are some very good decisions made that were definite pluses to the film. The love story, while expected, did add to the story and was not completely gratuitous. David Castro's villain has most of the best lines, and several times comes dangerously close to being sympathetic. Asun Ortega does crazy very well, and the 'dress whites' as seen in the poster for the film really added to the moment.This is not a date movie, shoot it's not a mixed company movie in any manner. But for a guilty pleasure movie to watch when you are home alone, you could do worse.