Some things I liked some I did not.
A waste of 90 minutes of my life
The movie turns out to be a little better than the average. Starting from a romantic formula often seen in the cinema, it ends in the most predictable (and somewhat bland) way.
View MoreWhile it is a pity that the story wasn't told with more visual finesse, this is trivial compared to our real-world problems. It takes a good movie to put that into perspective.
View MorePLATOON OF THE DEAD is another rubbish zombie indie movie that foisted itself on the public mind in 2009. The story involves three soldiers on the run during the zombie apocalypse. You get some idea of the resources available to the filmmakers when you see said soldiers carrying toy pistols. They hide out at a farmhouse where they interact with an equally dull trio of women. The zombies are barely glimpsed here with the emphasis on a psychological drama of sorts, but it's all very shabby.
View MoreThe only spoiler that I will give out is that this movie is so bad that it will make you sick.This is by far one of the worst "horror" films you will ever watch guaranteed. You know how there are those movies that you know are going to be bad, but you watch it anyway and think "well, that wasn't so bad".... this isn't that movie, trust me. The acting, script, directing, production, and dare I say "special effects" were deplorable and embarrassing. While the plot was interesting, the movie itself was a big let down. The script itself was probably the movies major downfall, that and the fact there was NO climax at any point of the movie. I will never get this wasted time in my life back. Just don't do it, walk away from this one...Run for your very life.
View MoreOnce in a while a movie comes along, that is SOOO bad it's ends up being classic. The sort of movie where you get some friends, some beer and some pizza and throw your empty cans at the TV, while having a great time laughing at the movie mistakes and hammy acting....This is NOT one of those movies. This is the kind of movie that just makes you want to punch the talentless morons who made it. After all they did steal many minutes from your life. I think a smack to their chops is only fair?The "special" effects are non existent, the setting is awful, the story awful, the characters shocking, the acting.....what acting? My 9 year old niece and nephew have put on better plays in my front room! the props and costumes are a total joke and not a funny one. How hard is it to find replica guns that actually look like guns (the props in the movie are either Star Wars toys or scaled down toy rifles! I'm not entirely sure what the $20k budget was spent on, because it sure wasn't props or make-up. (possibly hair products for the soldier??? with back length goth hair!)I think the "film makers", knowing they had no talent at all, tried instead to go the cheap and cheerful 'funny' route. Sadly they didn't try hard enough. Instead they have made a nut-filled turd mockery of movies.Hopefully they won't get their hands on $20k ever again. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!If you want a bad movie that will make you laugh, check out "the room" epic in it's awfulness.
View MoreThis is by far one of the worst "horror" films you will ever watch guaranteed. You know how there are those movies that you know are going to be bad, but you watch it anyway and think "well, that wasn't so bad".... this isn't that movie, trust me. The acting, script, directing, production, and dare I say "special effects" were deplorable and embarrassing. While the plot was interesting, the movie itself was a big let down. The script itself was probably the movies major downfall, that and the fact there was NO climax at any point of the movie. I will never get this wasted time in my life back. Just don't do it, walk away from this one...just walk away.
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