i must have seen a different film!!

Disapointment

What begins as a feel-good-human-interest story turns into a mystery, then a tragedy, and ultimately an outrage.

Blistering performances.

Normally, I can tolerate a slight bit of celebrity stupidity until I say: "Wait a minute! I just watched the most vapid movie with exploding toilets and collecting used condoms!" Paris Hilton plays Valerie English, the most pampered character of the movie. This movie takes stereotyping to a whole new level. The overweight, the Indians, the Drag Queens and the homosexuals are derogatory in this movie! Even by normal teen pandering schlock, this movie is filled with incredibly coarse sex jokes, that you would be wondering whether it's an adult movie or not. I prefer not to view this movie, but it still left me with a message, "Money can make you pampered and self indulgent like Paris." If money makes me like that, I would move out of my house, give my money to the bank, and stay homeless for the rest of my life! Paris was so grossed out by the final result, and she decided to boycott her own premiere due to nude scenes. I think she made sense. Pledge This is just vapid self- indulgent celebrity white noise.

Trust me, I would never see this movie on my own initiative. Having seen a couple of Paris Hilton movies before, I can tell you that watching this annoying, ugly, pigeon-faced, arrogant, dumb skank trying to act, is my idea of torture.I got to watch this atrocity when I picked "dare" in a "truth or dare" game. And let me tell you: it *was* torture. I think this has to be one of the worst movies ever made, and I mean it. How dumb can a movie get? Not much dumber than this, I assure you.I think I lost at least 10 points off of my IQ by having to sit through this brain-damaging crap of a film.What can be worse than a dumb movie? A dumb movie that takes itself seriously! Believe it or not, the makers of this sh*tfest are actually trying to convince the viewer that this is a real movie. Not fooling anyone, ofcouse. This is a pathetic *parody* for a movie, starring the dumbest and ugliest bimbo I have ever seen (close second is Jessica Simpson, but at least she isn't ugly, unlike Pigeon Hilton)."A beautiful sorority president"? Are you kidding me? Have they seen her face? And the crackwh*re looks at least 10 years older than her character is supposed to be. And who produced the script for this stinker? Hilton's intellectual equal, it seems.Urgh, awful. Beyond awful. Only brain-dead imbeciles could possibly enjoy something as crappy as this so-called movie.

WTF did I just watch? The only reason why I saw this monstrosity was because I wanted to see if it was as bad as it seemed. But I was wrong. So very wrong. It's so bad it makes Birdemic seem like shaw shank redemption. The "plot" is about Paris Hilton wanting to get on the cover of FHM magazine. Why? Because who the needs talent, intelligence or education, that's just something poor people need. Rich stupid whores knows that the only thing that matters is to act like a wannabe porn star and get a stupid reality show. And that's pretty much the morale of the story. I'M NOT KIDDING. SERIOUSLY.I honestly don't know who might actually like this abomination of a film. It's the most stereotypical, racist and sexist film I've ever seen. There's no redeeming quality at all. The sheer stupidity of this movie makes your brain hurt. I feel like I've become stupider because of it. Do yourself a favor and avoid this hell spawn like the plague.Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to youtube Paris Hiltons death scene from house of wax.

. . . FULLY CLOTHED!!! Okay, if you play with your remote's "pause" and "zoom" for a while at 59:40, you might be able to quibble a little, but really, who would actually bother? What's there to see, when you really come down to it? And speaking of Paris, how many flicks offer viewers the chance to compare the self-styled Hotel Hottie's acting skills against those of Carmen Electra? (Has Dennis Rodman considered marrying Paris for a few minutes? It could get his name back in the news, if he goes as Half-and-Half, as in half tux, half white train.)When all is said and done, if this movie--PLEDGE THIS!--does not deserve its current infamy as the 25th-lowest rated film of all time, it certainly checks in on National Lampoon's bottom 25. (Oh, wait, it's pretty much the SAME LIST! Silly me!)