Simply Perfect

The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.

One of those movie experiences that is so good it makes you realize you've been grading everything else on a curve.

.Like the great film, it's made with a great deal of visible affection both in front of and behind the camera.

Return Of The Living Dead 3 is not your standard zombie flick which is a good thing considering the endless amount of zombie flicks having the same f@$&ing concept of survival and $#!+. This is a romance zombie horror film focusing on this douche bag and the broad who's ass is picture perfect and their venture into something a rather and despite the disturbing aspects that the douche is copulating a corpse, love conquers all so f$@& the authorities, I'm humping a dead woman, b!+(#! The gore is abundant and the effects are great, the story is original and nicely executed and the acting is actual good even though the douche was a nozzle and a retard. Even though it doesn't quite follow the same aspects of the two previous entries and, well, it shouldn't of been called Return Of The Living Dead 3 in the first place, it's still a good follow up and is recommended to those for a taste of something different.

People told me to stay away from this movie not because it's scary as hell but being slowly and a lot of talking going on this doesn't offer anything to the genre. It's also hard to follow up and beat the original one who was in fact a comedy. This isn't a comedy this is a nineties horror and made in the era when horror was not done (late eighties, early nineties) people discarded this flick easily.Now that I finally have seen it I must say that the story itself is rather okay but what did made it a bit boring is when they are in the sewers that a lot of talking is going on. Interesting is the effects used here, just before the new era of horror and the entry of CGI this is all done on- camera which makes it a nice treat for old school horror buffs. Sure, some shots are taking out of Dawn and Day Of The Dead, you know, hands coming out of walls and the first zombie we see did remind me of Bub (Day Of The Dead 1985).Back to the effects, Brian Yuzna being the director here surely does now what effects did work back in the heydays of horror. If you see the melted zombie wandering through the corridors you will be reminded of From Beyond (1986) which he produced. The effects are sometimes really stunning and are to be honest the reason why you should watch this flick. But there are also the actors of course and geeks always said that Melinda Clark (Julie Walker) was the reason to watch it. She do gives a good performance and looking nowadays she is still busy having a main lead in the new Nikita series. But there are other reasons why some perverted geeks do like her here, she do shows her juggs a few times and once becoming a zombie she even has pierced nipples. It all starts rather good with the experiments and once Julie dies in a motorcycle accident it even becomes good but suddenly it falls into boredom to end again in great gory shots. Gore 1/5 Nudity 1/5 Effects 3/5 Story 2,5/5 Comedy 0/5

Quite different tonally from the first two films of this series. It feels like the script was for an original zombie story, and a few aspects were changed to connect it to Return of the Living Dead (trioxin, brain hunger). This is perhaps a relief, seeing as Part II (reviewed above) is little more than a repeat of the first film. It was fun enough, but I wouldn't want a third film that was exactly the same. This one's actually a bit of a tragic romance and completely lacks the comic sensibilities of the first two. J. Trevor Edmond is about to be shipped off to military school by his Colonel father. He and his girlfriend (Melinda Clarke) ride off angrily on his motorcycle after an argument with his father, and Clarke is killed when they crash. Having witnessed an experiment with trioxin in his father's lab, he takes Clarke's body there and brings her back. She's fairly normal when she wakes up, but soon the hunger overtakes her. The film seems cheaply made, but the practical effects are somewhat fun and the zombie action is decent. What makes it worth watching is Clarke's performance. She's excellent.

If I have not used this term in past reviews of ROTLD III, then let me state it here: this amazing sequel to the all-time horror classic is downright Wagnerian in tone. For those of you under 30, "Wagnerian" won't mean anything of course. For the rest of you ... The year is 1993 and our beloved government is still experimenting with a gas that it hopes will turn transform the dead into super soldiers. When a young man's girlfriend is accidentally killed, he lays the gas on her to predictably tragic effect. Unlike the original, this second sequel is not so much a comedy as a dark character drama. The ending is right out of a Wagner opera, to boot. The acting and special effects are above par for the genre and the gore is way over the top -- although a much more subdued scene where the reanimated girl cuts herself to ease her undead pain is so well done as to be unsettling to watch. She also is both horrifying to behold and oddly sexy at the same time. Considering the crap that was the first sequel, this second sequel represented a major comeback for the series. Unfortunately, it has been all downhill since then, thanks to a couple of lame made-for-TV followups..