Shira: The Vampire Samurai
Shira: The Vampire Samurai
| 01 January 2005 (USA)
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Vampire Action Adventure starring Flex Alexander, Bejan Amini, Angeleito Bautista. In ancient Japan, Shira (Jason) and her husband are attacked by a group of ninja vampires. Her husband is killed but she survives the attack but is left as a vampire. She is nursed back to health by a kindly samurai who also teaches her the art of fighting. Cut to present day America and Shira has discovered the killer of her husband's whereabouts. She seeks out the man responsible, Kristoff, but discovers he has been looking for her. Kristoff needs to impregnate Shira to create a race of 'daywalking' vampires that he will be the ruler of.

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Steinesongo

Too many fans seem to be blown away

Curapedi

I cannot think of one single thing that I would change about this film. The acting is incomparable, the directing deft, and the writing poignantly brilliant.

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Joanna Mccarty

Amazing worth wacthing. So good. Biased but well made with many good points.

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Ezmae Chang

This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

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Leofwine_draca

SHIRA: THE VAMPIRE SAMURAI is a no budget action movie shot in a wooded location. It looks like the director and his mates got hold of some plastic props and a suit of samurai armour and decided to shoot a movie with it, making up the story and dialogue as they went along. The film is chock full of low rent and disappointing action sequences centred around the film's protagonist, a half-vampire woman with cool contact lenses. There's very little to say about this silly production other than that it's an embarrassing bore.

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Woodyanders

Feisty half-human, half-vampire samurai warrior Shira (woodenly played by tasty brunette knockout Chona Jason) must stop evil vampire warlord Kristof (an outrageously hammy portrayal by Adrian Zmed) from populating the world with a new breed of bloodsuckers who can exist in the daytime. Boy, does this uproariously awful clunker strike out something rotten in every possible way: Jeff Centauri's clumsy (mis)direction, the cruddy CGI effects, William Joseph Hill's shamelessly derivative script (the central premise blatantly copies "Blade"!), the ineptly staged fight scenes, several ham-fisted attempts at pathos (poor Shira can't fully commit herself to her human lover -- boo hoo!), the tacky gore, the crude cinematography, the lousy make-up (the vampires look like they're wearing plastic fangs that were purchased at the local dollar store!), Hal Oppenheimer's overbearing thunderous score, and, most of all, the terrible acting from the lame no-name cast -- Lamar Knight easily cops the top thespic dishonors with his supremely irritating performance as obnoxious wisecracking hipster Fingers ("Believe that!") -- all ensure that this hopelessly horrible stinker delivers a wealth of gut-busting unintentional belly laughs. As a nice added bonus, the buxom Mrs. Jason bares her beautifully bountiful breasts a few times. An absolute schlocky hoot.

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noisecandy

Unbelievably bad acting almost makes this abysmal film amusing. However the pathetic storyline,cretinous direction, horrible amateur cinematography and a female lead that needs to go back to working in a call centre manage to stifle the laughs in favour of groans. Why is there some idiot from TJ HOOKER in this? Surely he cant be that broke. Even a deranged dwarf wearing flip-flops who gropes everything he can get his hands on cannot save this. The fangs are joke-shop hilarious. Plastic swords, fake sneers and ridiculously moody glares abound. The dreadful soundtrack compounds the misery of watching this. If it's tits and raspberry sauce you want, this is the film for you. Dire, droll and dismal. "Shira, we need you to serve humanity one last time " - indeed we do, kill the director for us. THIS IS AWFUL - DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING IT.

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The_Flashing_Blade

In order to fully appreciate the greatness of a movie like Shira you need a kind of cinematic masochism. The kind of thing where something really really bad somehow becomes something wonderful. Luckily, my friends and I are exactly those types of masochists. If you are also a member of this somewhat dubious breed then you will love Shira. There is just so much to choose from; the (apparently ex-porno) cast, the thoroughly incoherent script, the made up pseudo Japanese words and fight choreography that must have Bruce Lee spinning elegantly in his grave. I would summarise the plot but I am unconvinced that there really is one. Suffice to say that it is a little from column Blade, a little from column Buffy and a little from column Highlander. If you find yourself beginning to prefer $50,000 straight to video shlockfests to $500 million A- list epics then you should run out to your local movie store and get yourself a copy of Shira. Seriously, you will be glad you did.

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