Very well executed
Too many fans seem to be blown away
It’s fine. It's literally the definition of a fine movie. You’ve seen it before, you know every beat and outcome before the characters even do. Only question is how much escapism you’re looking for.
View MoreExcellent characters with emotional depth. My wife, daughter and granddaughter all enjoyed it...and me, too! Very good movie! You won't be disappointed.
View MoreThis is terrible Just so bad but I quite liked it. The first omg line is "your legs are harder to shut the the Jon Benet case" It only got better with the arrival of the killer Turkey. And what a turkey he is, a walking, talking killer evil turkey. The acting is pretty bad with all the stereotypes present. The jock guy, the slut, the last girl, the virgin and the backwoods stoner go camping in the woods could have been a working title. If you like bad movies and have a spare 90 minutes this could be the movie you afternoon nap to.
View MoreThere are two ways of seeing this movie; either really good or really, really bad. I, personally, found my self incapable of choosing sides; so i'm just going to supply insight from both.Good: You could see this movie as hilarious, considering the killer's a fowl mouthed turkey. But; even if you like this movie; it doesn't really make it a GOD movie, in the sense that even if you like Troll 2, it doesn't make it a good movie. It's really; a movie so bad its good. There are funny moments, and it's got some gruesome kills, if you like that sort of thing.Bad: I have one major issue in this movie that stands out from all the others. It's not the fact that the turkey bangs a girl, or the fact that it's a turkey, the fact it looks like it was shot on an iPhone, or the terrible CGI. It's the dialogue. The dialogue in this movie is such an atrocity, it just ruins the film. If you actually want to get a good experience out of this movie; wear some noise cancelling headphones, hook them up to you iPod, and every time there's a scene without the turkey killing someone; turn on the music as loud as you can, close your eyes, and wait for it to be over.
View MoreAfter KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTTER SPACE, this movie is #2 on the B Horror Film list!!! This movie has no point. This movie has no purpose. This movie is f'ing wonderful! I watched this movie on purpose because I love horrible B horror films, and I was more entertained with this so called horror film than most horror movies I watch. A turkey brought back from dead from the Pilgrims era? Really? Horrible acting from the actors who suddenly lost all their family and friends and decide to watch movies and go around like nothing happened to them? Come on, I mean, really people? But the turkey takes the cake on everything. It was great. I loved the comments and how the turkey talked throughout the entire movie.Highly recommended people. Oh and its on NETFLIX too!!!
View MoreSome excruciating characters and some appalling acting but it can all be forgiven for a reasonable script, generally that is what saves some of the worst films out in the world e.g. Troll 2. The Turkey was good and had some good lines etc but it was all pretty bad. I hear they have raised 100k for a sequel, I suggest the filmmakers take a small portion of that and learn how to actually make a film. Learn some of the rules like "crossing the line" etc and how to use lights to make it like it is night outside and not rely on the camera and it's gains of which the camera they used didn't seem capable so there were none. But hey don't give up you are on your way, and that is awesome. I recommend you check out Robert Rodriguez and his 10 minute film school videos, I guess they are on you tube but they are also on the bonus bits of the DVD's for El' Mariachi and Desperado
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