Instead, you get a movie that's enjoyable enough, but leaves you feeling like it could have been much, much more.

It's a movie as timely as it is provocative and amazingly, for much of its running time, it is weirdly funny.

It's a feast for the eyes. But what really makes this dramedy work is the acting.

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

THE LAND THAT TIME FORGOT is another pathetic attempt by The Asylum to cash in on a then-popular Hollywood blockbuster, namely LAND OF THE LOST. This lacklustre cheapie is based on a novel by Edgar Rice Burroughs and has a washed-up Timothy Bottoms playing a character called Captain Burroughs, but otherwise it has nothing to do with the original book, which was filmed really well in Britain in 1974 and stars Doug McClure (one of my favourite childhood movies). This was directed by and stars C. Thomas Howell, who does a terrible job in both respects. Castaways end up on a desert island in the Bermuda Triangle, where they find themselves menaced by a badly-animated CGI T-Rex and some random Nazis. The acting is as poor as the effects work, and it's so interminable that it seems to go on and on and on.

...standing on your head in a mud pitSpending a night in a tank full of venomous snakesKim Jong Un entertaining you with his holiday snapsHopping across America using the same legListening to an endless loop of President Trump's speeches.

The land that time forgot is appalling, with horrible CGI dinosaurs and just the disgusting acting (and actors) with; awkward laughing, bad moving like going to ones side of the screen and then going to the corner.This film defiantly doesn't follow the size of the "beast" (T-rex) going from the size of a sky scraper to the size of a person, they nod to there being a Plesiaur (or other sea dwelling lizard) but they never implement it, and one thing about the "petrol" just randomly being found and the Germans just randomly having a petrol station, and the Germans just start trying to leave when they come (seeing as they were there for 3 YEARS!) and the beast just randomly coming in at the perfect times, and to give the credit The Asylum really commonly make ripe off including; (there first) the Bulk, the fairy tale avengers, 1 2 3 and 4 (reminder these were all only accepted to be shown at 1 film festival in Sweden)

After watching this movie, I had to critique it, because thats what I like to do. The screenwriter could have built in some more character development, up dating it more than the book and previous movie attempt. Some of the dialog seemed written by elementary school kids. Nevermind that last comment, elementary school children could have been more creative. The acting was as believable as a high school play. Scratch that too! My sons acting was better in his 5th grade play. Now the biggie...the CGI was equal to the effects of the 1974 version of this move. With that said, why couldn't it have been better? Remake the movie with Jason Statham as Frost, Brad Pitt as Cole Stevens and Megan Fox as Lindsey Stevens. Get the people who did Jurassic Park to do the CGI and the producer, screen writer and director from Transformers. That might be a good example of improvements, but don't let that Avitar guy get his hands on it...as it will be over-rated and almost as lousy.