ridiculous rating

Clever and entertaining enough to recommend even to members of the 1%

This is one of the few movies I've ever seen where the whole audience broke into spontaneous, loud applause a third of the way in.

Great movie. Not sure what people expected but I found it highly entertaining.

Good warlock Mr Spanner returns and this time he is battling vampires, just when you thought the Witchcraft franchise couldn't get any dumber it does.This however was advertised as "The final chapter" alas they lied, in fact this was only half way through what is shaping up to be the worst movie franchise in history.What concerns me most is the fact that these were not cheap films, they each cost an average of a million dollars each so why do they look so damn awful?Judgement Hour also ramps the eroticism up, you can barely go two scenes without a sex scene or some level of nudity. I'm your standard red blooded male who has his hand on his junk at least 10% of the day, but still this was overkill.Once again Witchcraft 7 is truly awful stuff.The Good:I'll get back to you on thatThe Bad:Naff villianAppalling sfxThings I Learnt From This Movie:The Witchcraft franchise must have survived by devolving into softcore pornOne of the DVD special features was Julie Strains topless comedy jam, nuff said

*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*I had rented "Witchcraft 7" because it had a vicious looking vampire on the video box cover. Perhaps I should have snuck a peek at the previous entries in the series to get a taste for where the movie was heading. The video box screamed vampires but the movie had only boobies. Lots of breasts. A thousand or so. OK, that's a slight exaggeration. Very slight. Horror is nowhere in sight. There is just softcore sex and breasts. I'm not complaining too loudly mind you. If I was going to get cheated out of a horror flick, this was the best way. Don't rent it though if you are expecting horror. I now know what to expect from the "Witchcraft" series. I may have to check out a few more.

Will Spaner the warlock from parts 1-6 returns yet again for what has now got to be the longest (and worst) running horror film series in history. This entry finds Will having to do battle with some pesky vampires who are now overrunning LA.Lousy premise is almost laughable, the acting and effects even worse. Directed with a bit more flair then the first 6, but still this series at this point is only about sex and this one has plenty of it. Unrated; Strong Sexual Content, Violence, Profanity, and Nudity.

This was supposed to be the final sequel in this awful series of films. But, guess what? They lied.Story involves Will Spaner fighting off a vampire that is trying to close a business deal that could give him great powers. The stories in this series just keep getting worse and worse. The acting and direction are non-existent. The film looks cheap and the effects are some of the worse ever. I wonder what the filmmakers are trying to do? Make more sequels for a series of films, than any other series of films. Avoid this film at all cost. Rating: 1 out of 10.