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I wanted to but couldn't!

hyped garbage

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

This western/sci-fi is an over the top "black comedy" with George Wendt and Julie Brown repeating their roles from "Welcome to Planet Earth", only this time they are dishing out "old west" vengeance on the bad guys. The meager plot is something about scaring a small town into selling out to evil developers cheap, with alien abductions being the method of unsettling the population. Enter the new sheriffs in town, Wendt and Brown, who dish out punishment to lawbreakers with their over the top credo "let the punishment fit the crime." The movie is fast paced with mostly funny gags and deadpan comments spewing forth from the alien sheriffs. - MERK

After watching the first installment of this series and watching the second one, This is great late night drivel. George Wendt ( Norm from Cheers ) and Julie Brown ( Clueless) do a great job with a less than good script and add laughs. A great line in the movie is when at the campsite the people Daphine and Joseph are about to go to bed the foreign exchange student states " he wants to stick in her butter " or something to that extent. Plus add in the drunk judge and the really bad, bad guy played by Wayne Grace with fake aliens trying to buy the whole town to put a casino and resort in.. just great. If you are looking for a good B - rated film, late at night .. good stuff.

Caught this one on cable. Sometimes you start watching these movies you've never heard of and you cross your fingers and hope for the best. More often that not, you're let down. This one starts slow, is a mishmash of genres, but if you stick to it you'll realize that the film makers made this one with tongue firmly in cheek, and it's hilarious. Julie Brown and George Wendt give charming, scenery chewing performances as vigilante aliens who become sheriffs of a small western town. It's not too often you can see a German foreign exchange student getting his rocks off while spying on a black guy having sex with an alien in the same movie where a hillbilly is torn limb from limb between two cop cars as punishment for driving drunk. There's a sense of playfulness and over the top twisted humor that's been absent from feature films since the heyday of Monty Python.

Weird, wacky and wild fun! Laugh out loud performances from George Wendt and Julie Brown in this sci-fi, dark comedy, western hybrid. (Leave it to Roger Corman!) I¹m a big fan of the b-film. And this is a shining example. We¹ve got aliens, blood, boobs, explosions, torture, sex, social satire and a ton of comedy (actually intentional!) Dave Payne seems to understand what type of film he¹s making and stays dead on track with the tone. The shoot out in the finale is a crafty take on every great western street show down. The witty camera work and ricochet action owes a lot to Sam Raimi¹s ³Quick and the Dead,² but director Dave Payne makes this movie his own. Michael McDonald (lately of Mad TV) wrote this sleeper hit.