Very well executed
Instead, you get a movie that's enjoyable enough, but leaves you feeling like it could have been much, much more.
View MoreThere is, somehow, an interesting story here, as well as some good acting. There are also some good scenes
View MoreThere are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.
View MoreThis is not a movie worth watching! It only has a lot of tits and naked people and doesn't deliver any laughs! It is a movie made with low-budget and the actors are just awful! I must tell you not to watch this movie because you will simply lose some time of your life that can't be recuperated! Bottom line, there are a lot of other movies that can bring joy in your life and I suggest you do that!
View MoreThis is either brilliant in your mind or completely crazy. What you make of it, is entirely up to you. You can't have an issue with nudity of course. Also it's not so much American Pie (which of course copied other films or formulas), but more along the lines of Van Wilder. But I can't imagine any Ryan Reynolds type/success for anyone involved in this in the future.Having said that, this is completely over the top and has its moments. Not many and the pace and other things feel like its dragging along, but if you lower your expectations, you might be amused at times. Asylum is known for making those types of movies, so there is no surprise here at all ...
View MoreThis is definitely the absolute WORST movie i have seen in a while. Its a horrible movie thats covered up by nudity because its so poorly written and scripted, with terrible actors. PLEASE refrain from watching this movie. I would rather watch bubble guppies for 48 hours straight with my nephew, than watch this stupid, pathetic, rip off piece of junk that was most likely made in 1 day! I can honestly say that i wish this wasn't on netflix so i wouldn't have to waste 88 minutes watching it and another 15 on setting up an account and making this review to help anyone questioning watching it. Since i need one more line to submit i will now tell you to go watch the supernatural series or teen wolf.
View MoreThe title and rating sort of speaks for itself.Alpha House is an attempt at being as successful as the American Pie series, with a specific emphasis on changing the plot a bit to American Pie Beta House.The story tells of Zack and Cameron, whom have just joined their fraternity of a lifetime. This dream soon turns out to be a living nightmare as the Associate Dean allows a sorority to live with the fraternity. The Dean has an ulterior motive, whilst allowing the frat and sorority people to battle it out and get each other kicked out of the house.The story line, whilst eventful, is abject, the acting is pretty horrendous and the only thing saving this film is that it borders on soft-core pornography, and some of the females in this are stunningly beautiful. The film is dreadfully exaggerated, with the boys incredibly bothered by living with a sorority full of beautiful women. And the use of catch phrases such as "boomerang" is incredibly random and a horrendous effort to engage the audience.Only thing saving this film from a lower review is soft-core pornographic content.
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