While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.
View MoreIt is an exhilarating, distressing, funny and profound film, with one of the more memorable film scores in years,
View MoreClose shines in drama with strong language, adult themes.
View MoreThe storyline feels a little thin and moth-eaten in parts but this sequel is plenty of fun.
View MoreThis is a great movie. It is well written. The acting great in this movie. This movie also has great special effects. It very scary. But not as scary has original Anaconda. And not has scary has Anaconda 2. That is one of the scariest movies ever made. But still this is a very scary movie. If you do not get scared of this movie then no movie will scary you. Crystal Allen is a great actress. Ryan M.c.C.l.u.s.k.e.y is a great actor. David H.a.s.s.e.l.h.o.f.f is not great. He just o.k at times. This is one of his best performances. John R.h.y.s-Davies is a great actor. Do lesson to people. See this movie. It is great. Patrick R.e.g.i.s is a great actor.
View MoreThe movie is the third sequel to the anaconda franchise. The movie entirely is a movie with 2 giant snakes that are killing people. The movie has good things and bad things in scenes and the plot of the movie.The good: the movie is not exactly a horror, but the movie has lots of action violence and it would be categorized as an action movie. The movie has some surprising scenes, not scary, (not bring up spoilers).The bad: the movie has a lot of things that make it a B-movie. One thing is that the computer CGI is very weak and appeals to be a TV movie. The acting by the characters is weak in most of the scenes. Character development is shown as no importance. Overall: the movie is shown as a low-budget film that went straight to TV and DVD that has very little effect on the public.Score: 3/10
View MoreMy Lord, I laughed so hard during this film, but I watched it all the way, because it was fun. Other things... Script, story, CGI, acting... forget it! Turn off your brain and enjoy this loser motherf****r! Here's the story... Two big ass snakes escapes from scientific facility and they send a hunting squad (lead by David Hasselhoff) to track them and capture them. Very simple! Hoff is ridiculous as hell in this film. This is just another proof that his career just went straight down to crapper, and it didn't hit bottom yet, apparently. John Rhys Davies? What a hell are you doing here?! But, what a hell, he did few low budget films, it's fine by him, I think. I bet he has to pay some bills. Can't blame him. And a smoking hot Crystal Allen... What to say, she was just hot in the film, nothing else. Don't expect some superb performance from her. These 3 stars are for Hoff, Allen and Davis... No more comment. Watch it with your friends just to get some laugh while drunk. At least that is the only use from this film...
View MoreI approached this movie with trepidation, even though I had seen both the first two movies I wasn't really sure what to expect, although the title gave me a clue. So I thought - what the hell! Plus it was a free rental, which kind of swung the deal for me. And it has the Hoff in it.. if only briefly. The plot is Python (Monty)-esque waffer thin, as is any sequence which involves any form of blood spilling - think "Black Knight-arm cut off" from Holy Grail and that's the realism you're dealing with, i.e not very. Add in a few squashed people, some decapitated people, a plot twist that you can see coming from, oh, the 2nd minute maybe. Don't be fooled by the "offspring" part - the only baby anaconda you see is right at the end, even then I think it's another snake playing a stunt anaconda. People have said that the Anaconda doesn't look like a real one, well I wouldn't know for sure what a real one looks like, I do know however that, much as cats only see in black & white, Anaconda-vision sees everything in orange. Much like viewing the movie through a Quality Street wrapper. Which may improve it.. Its a ho hum way to pass 85 minutes or so, nothing new or earth shattering and if you've seen either of the previous 2 you'll have an idea of what to expect. Mostly worth viewing to see one of the many ways to execute the Hoff... :)
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