Masterful Movie

Crappy film

Admirable film.

Close shines in drama with strong language, adult themes.

I truly enjoyed the series of Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Than I seen this one. Had to watch it. OMG. The worst. The best part of this film is when it's over and you realize you don't have to look at it any more. Sylverstone career is over after this. The parents of the kids who were in this movie should forget their next birthday as punishment for making this movie.

OK, the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies are good, well only the first 3. But when The Long Haul hit the movies, it was a very long haul. First thing I'd like to talk about is the recast. The recast was a super bad idea. Some characters have changes in personalities. First Rodrick used to be a very very cool big 16 year old brother, but when you look at him in the movie, he is a complete jerk. Some jerkish stuff includes locking a pizza in the safe, trying to take a picture on his iPhone from Manny's pacifier even though Susan said no, and getting pulled over by the cops from saying that the Heffly's are kidnapping Greg, Manny, and himself. Frank used to focus more on work than family, but in the movie, he focus more on family than work. This could be a good thing, but also a bad thing. Susan used to like her family, but now, she yells. Rowley used visit Greg a lot, but this time, he only appeared ONCE. At the beginning of the movie. Is it because Greg and Rowley are no longer becoming friends? Next is there are way too many pee, poop, vomit, and fart jokes. All of them are Greg peeing in a lemonade bottle, the pig pooping in Manny's potty, Greg walking in on Frank using the toilet, Rodrick barfs on Mr. Beardo in a carnival ride, and Mr. Beardo pooping in the toilet loudly while Greg is hiding in the shower. YUCK!!!! The last thing is the story, In the book, the Heffleys decide to go to the beach but did not make it, but in the film, they went to Memaws 90th birthday party. DID THEY EVEN READ THE BOOK FIRST?!?!?!?!?!?!?

A Heffley family road trip to attend Meemaw's 90th birthday party goes hilariously off course thanks to Greg's newest scheme to get to a video gaming convention. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul is the 4th installment of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid Franchise and without a doubt it's the worst one of them all it's Jaws 4: The Revenge kind of bad from the awful and over the top acting to the awful dialogue and of course plot which there isn't any actually. Plus i've never seen worse acting from kids in years like this film has from the main character to his brother and beyond and the whole "diaper hands" joke wasn't even that funny jeez and it goes on forever and ever. The only thing i liked was Alicia Silverstone's performance she was at least acting and she is an OK actress in general plus this film is way worse than Batman and Robin at least that movie was funny. (0/10)

Even I have to laugh at the #notmyrodrick uproar. It's the silver lining in all of this. "The Long Haul" is atrocious, a dumbed-down sequel that tosses out the series' charms for the cheap gags. It's got DTV written all over it, which does not do the book justice. And it was a great book!It was about six months ago that we saw the trailer for this in the theater. Tom Everett Scott and Alicia Silverstone start jamming to The Spice Girls' "Wannabe", and a kid in the back of the theater asks, "Mommy, what are they saying?". That moment was funnier than anything in the movie. 3/10