Dreadfully Boring

I really wanted to like this movie. I feel terribly cynical trashing it, and that's why I'm giving it a middling 5. Actually, I'm giving it a 5 because there were some superb performances.

Just intense enough to provide a much-needed diversion, just lightweight enough to make you forget about it soon after it’s over. It’s not exactly “good,” per se, but it does what it sets out to do in terms of putting us on edge, which makes it … successful?

Great story, amazing characters, superb action, enthralling cinematography. Yes, this is something I am glad I spent money on.

'Kormoranid' tries to be clever music film about legendary rock band, but it fails in so many levels. Too much banal fart jokes and too few subtle moments. Also the film tries to emulate too much from worn out Hollywood formula - unlikable underdog character finally achieving his goals and finding redemption. The film had good opportunity to satirize music industry, but it failed with focusing mainly tasteless humor and leaving out everything that could tickle a intelligence a bit. There are some moments, and it has cool soundtrack (mostly written by Estonian rock band Kolumbus Kris), but it fails to deliver coherent story with likable characters and smart jokes. Silly film that can be entertaining enough when you are able to shut down your brain.

This was better than Gone With The Wind and Citizen Kane combined. The deepest film I have ever seen. It peers inside the human soul and brings forth tears of joy in this elegant amalgamation of beauty unbeknownst to the human race before this proliferation of the celluloid excellence represented in this whimsical piece of filmmaking genius! One of, if not the greatest films to ever be created. God himself could not have created a film this beautiful. Absolutely amazing! I laughed, I cried, I got a new perspective on the meaning of life itself. Seriously. I have never before known true greatness. Simply wonderful and downright lovely film.