Touches You

Just perfect...

Great movie! If you want to be entertained and have a few good laughs, see this movie. The music is also very good,

This is one of the few movies I've ever seen where the whole audience broke into spontaneous, loud applause a third of the way in.

While "Der Bewegte Mann" was an excellent adaptation of König's comics, the same can't sadly be said about "Kondom des Grauens". Even to try to make a detective film of a comic that itself is a parody of a detective film is quite confusing idea and Walz has not exactly succeeded in his task. Acting is clumsy, movie characters lack the charisma comic characters have and jokes that work well in a comic are all but embarrassing on film. More action and less endless pointless dialogues might have made a difference.

also known as "Killer Condom" this film takes place in New York,but all the characters are German.it is after all,German film.i'm not sure if it's a good film.it's a spoof film,but it's also a commentary on society,in my opinion at least.it's deliberately absurd,that's certain.if you are a conservative fundamentalist Christian, you might find this one offensive(which may be the whole point of the movie)as a lot of its subject matter is quite...i'm not sure how to describe it.let's just say this film is very liberal in its portrayal of certain activities.i didn't really like it,but i think it's one of those movies that either works for you or doesn't,with not much grey area.i could be out to lunch with this one.all i know is,i haven't see anything like it so far.anyway,for me,this movie is too hard to rate.all i can say,is prepare yourself before watching it.

Funny, well acted, well directed, well edited: a surprise. Way less camp than you could imagine (for a movie about carnivore preservatives). In the movie you can dig the sensitivity and yet the somewhat teutonic brutality of the great cartoonist Ralf Konig, author of the script (more known for his comics about neurotical homosexuals). It makes regret to us Italians the times when WE did silly but good slasher movies, with little budget and many ideas. It's a bit weird hearing new-yorkers speaking German (weird and slightly disturbing...), but Americans should'nt bitch too much, considering that in Hollywood pictures everybody world-wide speaks English.

In New York, four men have their penis ripped in room 308 of the cheap Hotel Quickie. The Sicilian homosexual smoker Detective Luigi Mackeroni (Ude Samel) is in charge of the investigation. While inquiring in the hotel, Mackeroni has a crush on the prostitute Billy (Marc Richter), goes with Billy to room 308 and they have intercourse in the crime scene. Luigi uses the condom supplied as compliment by the hotel and it eats his testicle. The official version for the police department is that Billy torn Mackeroni's testicle, and nobody believes in Mackeroni's version. After many other mutilations, Mackeroni finds that a fanatic religious woman intends to destroy gays, hookers, travesties and other perverts, using this weird specimen developed in the laboratory to castrate men. "Killer Condom" is one of the funniest politically incorrect trash cult movies I have ever seen. The story is narrated in off, as if it were a film-noir. Detective Luigi Mackeroni, the hero of the story, is gay; the former detective Bob is now Babbete, a travesty who sings in a brothel. Babbete had a three minutes affair with a drunken Mackeroni in the past and has been in love with him since then. Billy is the boyfriend of Mackeroni. Most of the story takes place in mundane places, such as the hotel / brothel where the crimes happen, full of hookers, homosexuals and perverts, and satirizes mainly fanatic religious, conservative groups and politicians. The first time I saw this movie was on 01 July 2000 on VHS. Today, I have just watched it for the second time and laughed a lot again. My vote is seven.Title (Brazil): "Camisinha Assassina" ("Killer Condom")Note: On 08 November 2014, I saw this movie again.