Perfectly adorable

Excellent, a Must See

This is a gorgeous movie made by a gorgeous spirit.

I think this is a new genre that they're all sort of working their way through it and haven't got all the kinks worked out yet but it's a genre that works for me.

MALIBU SHARK ATTACK is the usual Z-grade shark nonsense, except made without the backing of the SyFy Channel or The Asylum this time around. It doesn't make much difference. This is an independent Canadian/Australian addition that still manages to screw up the storyline by including lots of HORRIBLE CGI effect scenes, alongside an idiotic script and some terrible performances.Plot-wise, this isn't dissimilar to the Aussie film BAIT, with characters finding themselves trapped in a flooded location with sharks after a tsunami, but while BAIT had the money to be partway believable, this is just nonsense. A group of bad actors splash around and scream in about two foot of water, and are occasionally menaced by goblin sharks which look like they belong in a Playstation 1-era video game.The movie is packed with whiny characters and only a couple of sudden deaths is enough to keep you watching. Otherwise it's a waste of time, a film surpassed by most other entries in this crowded sub-genre of shark attack movies.

I totally blame the SyFy channel (where I watched this wonderful cinematic masterpiece this afternoon....after 3 others that numbed my brain....) 'Shark Week' doesn't even start for a couple more weeks, and they already have me hooked! Let's be real: as a movie, this one SUCKS. But pop some popcorn, pick up some (really strong) adult beverages, and just enjoy the train wreck that is "Malibu Shark Attack".SPOILER ALERT: not sure why it took 1/2-hour for the tsunami to (finally) hit...(and did not appreciate the 'newscaster's comparison to the REAL tsunami that hit Indonesia in 2004). But the horribly-fake computer-generated tsunami appears well after the horribly-fake computer-generated "sharks". The heroes, stuck in one hell of a sturdy lifeguard shack, make you root for the sharks -- from the bleach-blonde teen bimbo to the newly-engaged couple who have NO chemistry. At all. Horribly fake CPR...horribly fake "stitches".... They even use horribly fake "Jaws"-esque music. AND I COULDN'T TURN THE STUPID MOVIE OFF.

OK. I saw this piece of rubbish on our Space channel. I couldn't believe how bad it was. It was so bad Donkey Punch was actually better. Clichéd. Bad acting or was it over acting. Still I watched with fascination this train wreck. Or was it a shark wreck. As to the sharks. Well they were, what can I say, over the top!If there was one thing I kept hoping for it was that all of them, and I mean all of them were eaten by the sharks. It would save us a lot of pain. But sometimes it is just fun to watch a really bad movie. No not Ed Wood bad but well just bad. Watch if you dare!!!!!!

...Looking men in this movie! It is amazing how good looking some of them are. Despite the poor acting, lousy special effects and completely dumb plot (even for a B Movie...) how it all seems to melt away looking at all the gorgeous looking male hunks in this movie. We find ourselves here at home watching this movie over and over, always rooting for the hunky & handsome pieces of prime beef that dash across our office flat screen TV - the water droplets gleaming on their tanned and muscular torso's is more than enough to keep our attention! Never heard of any of their names, although the girls in the movie are familiar (Go Peta!) The sheer amount of handsome male goodness is almost overwhelming. Man, Remi Broadway can take a chainsaw to my prehistoric shark ANYTIME! Warren Christie needs to move into our spare bedroom for sure. The movie is horrible, but the alpha man-candy is so sweet. 10 Out Of 10 For Actors