What a beautiful movie!
good back-story, and good acting
This movie feels like it was made purely to piss off people who want good shows
View MoreThis is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.
View MoreKevin James revives his role as the over confident and delusional Paul Blart, the "strange misshapen super hero" mall cop from New Jersey. The first few minutes of this film cleanses the events at the end of the last film. Blart goes to Las Vegas for a Mall Cop convention, something a joke within itself as was his speech glorifying the position as life's aspiration. Nothing like making fun of the blue collar service sector.In Vegas, there is a subplot of art thieves (Neal McDonough) and Blart being put down by hotel security. There is a display of high tech low impact weapons that are also part of the demeaning of the profession. It isn't hard to figure out the outcome even at the age of five. When Blart's daughter (Raini Rodriguez) is kidnapped, Blart doesn't exactly go into Liam Neeson mode, but something closer to a combination of Inspector Clouseau and Jerome Lester Horwitz.If you have grown tired of hearing "Best Day of My Life" like 80's folk tired of "Betty Davis Eyes" you have been warned about the over used sound track.Guide: kid safe. A PG closer to G than PG-13
View MorePaul Blart is a fat mall security guard who falls down a lot and takes his job way too seriously. That is what this entire movie, no wait actually two movies, is based on. I guess we are supposed to find it funny every single time he falls down on the ground because he is overweight?Also he has a silly little mustache so I guess that is also supposed to make us laugh non stop too. Every single character in these movies is unbelievable and annoying. The writing is garbage and none of the predictable jokes are funny.Please stop making Paul Blart and please stop watching Paul Blart. These movies will kill your brain.
View MoreThis movie changed my life. It made my wife come back to me, cured both my children of malaria, and reversed my male pattern baldness and erectile dysfunction. My wife is so pleased! When watching this movie, expect to be in for a dramatically life changing experience. Although the first was downright mediocre, this sequel surpassed all expectations I could possibly have formed and then some. My boss even hired my back to the stapler company. This movie reveals the duality of man and the strength of the bond between father and daughter that can surpass time, space, and malls. Fin
View MoreThis movie was bad. I saw it because of the McElroy Brothers Podcast: Till Death Do Us Blart. That podcast exists because this movie is bad. I have now seen the movie, and i too thought it was bad. This movie is bad, and someone should feel bad.The characters in the movie were bad, and the main characters were bad. Except Maya, who was not bad - but still seemed bad because the rest of the movie, "story" and characters were all so bad.This movie is a commercialIf there was ever any talent near it, the talent lacked any semblance of effort.Any and all things in the movie were lazy, half-arsed, stupid or worse.I remember Kevin James in King of Queens as something more than this. Funnier. But after having seen this movie-length commercial, i'm terrified of ever going back to that series.
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