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Highly Overrated But Still Good
In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.
View MoreI didn’t really have many expectations going into the movie (good or bad), but I actually really enjoyed it. I really liked the characters and the banter between them.
View MoreI know myself that the movie is only there to entertain and have fun but unfortunately the movie is not entertaining and if you have to put your brain in standby mode to enjoy it is bad.I know it's strange to criticize a trash movie and it's super crazy to even think about choosing one from The Asylum. But this one is not different because this movie was not a trash but the ultimate junk, I love you Janeiro movies which are funnier than anything by Ben Stiller more exciting than 90% of the action movies of the past 10 years and are not focused on their computer effects they know how horrible they look. It hurts me to say that because I love the Sharknado movies and I do not want to have ten, yes, ten movie parts but I can not talk about that positively, it's mainly because of the horrible script. But not even a screenplay by Tarantino could save this lousy attitude, not even Spielberg could beautify these ideas and the amount of blond Botox bimbos would be an overdose even for Michael Bay. But this part has not succeeded at all because firstly it is not fun secondly makes no sense and thirdly has no suspense.Only the hour consists only of cameo appearances, introductions of new characters who are killed by sharks after 1 to 3 minutes, a few nice references to the old parts but unfortunately without any reason but to top it off, we are now in film parody land arrived because As good as nothing in this film is still original everything is stolen from another movie and unfortunately only from good movies that's why it feels shabby. Worst of all, I find that this part deentwickelt our characters. Shark net you never had any big story arcs or Oscar actors but they always worked with what they had this time they have nothing and make even less of all the characters that were bed before or at least bed it seem to come from. People do not come around in an ingenious or entertaining way about the life of the demand I wonder if even the authors have lost the desire for it or why we always see the same sharks there are about ... 1000 marry like it would be with even more sharks or a new one Shark species? there are so many remakes, reboots and so on where are the original never the new stuff even Schack net has now been infected with it.What I find worst is that I joked about how long Finn 's son Chanel drives you around and that he' s probably going to get out of it as an old man, a movie has to be surprising and exciting never good if he has exactly the end what you in the first 5 minutes shoots through the head because I did not mean the end but seriously, it is in two ways underpowering. Every two minutes, some B or C celebrity arrives for a ridiculous in cameo appearance which, however, can not be enjoyed because they just babble or die right away. Talking about dying, that's the main reason why you can not enjoy this movie because even the main characters and everyone who cares, including Finn's family, has to bite the grass until the end of one of the stupid Deus Ex Machina of movie history, all Shark will net it the world stopped at the same time caused by our heroes at all and the whole world sets the rubble and looks like 9/11 high 21 and after finding the AB separate heads of his robot wife by the area troll suddenly turns up his son (70 Years old) has again managed to build a time machine and the movie ends on a cliffhanger.So I love Dolph Lundgren but that was only for me in the big disappointment I hope that in the next part he won at least the whole movie on Finns side against Hai that I would like to look at. As a German citizen I like to see so many German celebrities in a non-German movie even if it was just Camoes I had my fun, however, I can not even begin to understand the huge advertising and PR behind it understand. So my conclusion is unfortunately not good, there are so many parodies that it is hard to discover the glue that holds the basic idea together, the music is so minimal that it is virtually non-existent, the digital effects are under all sow, however, for one TV movie bearable but we must not forget that is V part and even if I had not seen the other parts, I expected a bit more. The whole movie is a scavenger hunt and a pike routes run before the Great Danger which, however, ends in a literal ten seconds of Climax and the end is pretty much tried and so depressing.However, what I am most afraid of is: in the sequel Thanks to the time travel aspect, all the decisions I made are made and thus the events from the first part looked to be coming into force.
View MoreOh, good lord, where to begin? This was honestly, as the title says, painful to watch. The first problem is the plot's gotten even more ridiculous. There's a Shark God, and a... vortex sharknado? And everybody dies at the end so they can throw in time-travel?? No wonder they're called The Asylum; this is madness! The second problem is the references. Counting B-lister cameos, pop culture bits, and shameless plugs, it tallies up at least 100. I counted. Three or four is cute, but over one-hundred is just selling out. The third problem is they've gotten worse on purpose. Nothing's improved. If anything, it's de-proved! And the fact that they're still getting away with making these as unfunny and stupid as possible makes me angry. At first, this franchise was so bad it's good. I actually kind of enjoyed the first two movies... but now, it's so bad it's awful: a mutant level of bad. It isn't funny, it isn't clever, it's just honest-to-God painful.Don't waste your money on this abomination. I guarantee by the end you'll be writhing on the shattered remains of your TV.
View More(Fin addressing the Pope, played by Fabio): "Forgive me father, for I am Fin." The fact that this made me lol while sitting alone in my house could mean multiple things: the movie is working in its intended absurdity, the movie is so awful it's fun, or my mental stability is more in question than I realized. The most ridiculous and, therefore, best of the franchise and yes, that is an opinion I can confidently have.
View MoreOverall, probably the best Sharknado yet. Which is not saying much as Sharknados 2, 3 and 4 were pretty forgettable.There not much point in talking about the cast or plot as it's all instantly forgettable, but the movie gets points for the:The number of C- and D-list who make cameo appearances* - and inevitably get killed by a shark shortly thereafterThe number of cities they visitThe numerous movie referencesHow seriously they areThe non-stop actionSee it now if you like the first one. Otherwise, forget I even brought it up.* Just a few examples: Clay Aiken, Samantha Fox, Charo (as the Queen of England), Geraldo Rivera, Olivia Newton-John, Greg Louganis, Fabio (as the Pope), Margaret Cho and Dolph Lundgren.
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