Ted 2
Ted 2
R | 26 June 2015 (USA)
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Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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BeSummers

Funny, strange, confrontational and subversive, this is one of the most interesting experiences you'll have at the cinema this year.

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Bluebell Alcock

Ok... Let's be honest. It cannot be the best movie but is quite enjoyable. The movie has the potential to develop a great plot for future movies

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Hattie

I didn’t really have many expectations going into the movie (good or bad), but I actually really enjoyed it. I really liked the characters and the banter between them.

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puuoor

While we can produce a movie like this, what would mean producing sth like fast and furious. Both are commercial. But this make everyone full of energy and kindness and that make everyone full of anger and rudeness.

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MJB784

It had some big laughs in the beginning when it dealt with Ted's marriage and problems getting his wife pregnant. Then it had this weird mid-twist of him being "property" where he isn't a person and the marriage wasn't legal and he had to go to court which I thought was boring and their lawyer was inexperienced and not a very interesting character. The movie also repeated some of the laughs in the second hour of so. I find this summer to be uneven with Terminator: Genysis, Insidious: Chapter 3, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Mad Max: Fury Road and now Ted 2 being big ideas that run out after awhile. I also didn't like Spy which I thought was mostly boring with a dumb plot twist involving Jason Statham's character. Hopefully I will enjoy Inside Out and Jurassic World. I liked San Andreas, but that was just a fun summer movie. That seemed made specifically for a summer release more than most action/special effects movies. Nothing great in that one.

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Y2K

Loved Ted 1, expected Ted 2 to be OK but am sad to report its plain bad. Ted 1 did not have a strong plot, but it was consistently outrageous and laugh-out-loud funny. The gags in Ted 2 are not even loosely connected. The appearance of big name celebrities such as Jay Leno, Liam Neson, Morgan Freeman etc is mostly distracting. Not being American, I guess some references are lost on me. I found the Liam Neson cameo in Life's Too Short to be hilarious. Here, it's funny but forgettable. I'm glad to see Wallenberg and Kunis separated, but don't care for his new romance. The Giovanni Ribisi subplot was the low point of Ted 1. Why his character reappears in Ted 2 is beyond me (and how did Ribisi track the trio from Boston to NY?). The finale at comic con sucks. The nerd bashing by Patrick Warburton (who is otherwise good) is not entertaining. There are still a number of laughs. My favourite scenes were at the sperm bank and Ted driving. Memorable, funny, deeply uncomfortable. Watch them on YouTube, but skip the full length feature.

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soul-l

There is no masterpiece here folks, this isn't Green Mile, it's a movie about a drug using teddy bear. I always rank comedy films differently than any other movie because to me all that matters is the laughs. This movie packs plenty of chuckles as you follow the life of Ted, a peter griffin sounding bong smoking Teddy Bear. If there was one major fault of the first Ted, it was that they made an attempt to make it a "good" movie. What started of as hilarious turned into Hancock and got mildly depressing, but this time around they nail it. The movie starts dumb, stays dumb, and ends dumb, all while making me laugh to the point of tears. This is why I view this film as much better than the first one, if you're in the mood to laugh and you enjoy Family Guy type humor than you won't be disappointed. I certainly hope they stick to this formula and we get to see more shenanigans from the worlds most vulgar teddy bear. (PS. Morgan Freeman is in it if you weren't already convinced)

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