The Worst Film Ever

Not even bad in a good way

The first must-see film of the year.

All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.

The Turn of the Screw is set in 60's London where a young woman named Jenny Gooding (Patsy Kensit) has an interview with Mr. Cooper (Julian Sands) about becoming a Governess for two young children in a big house. Mr. Cooper is their legal guardian as both their parents were killed & he needs someone to look after them, Jenny accepts the position. Once there Jenny discovers a huge stately house isolated in the middle of the English countryside where she meets Mrs. Grose (Stephane Audran) the housekeeper & Flora (Claire Szekeres) the young girl she is meant to be looking after. Jenny receives a letter in the post informing her that the second child Miles (Joseph England) has been expelled from his school & coming back. Things go well at first but Miles & Flora are a couple of creepy kids, especially Miles. Jenny also learns that the previous Governess mysteriously died, Jenny's stay starts to become a nightmare as she suffers bad dreams, visions of supposedly dead people & there is definitely something very wrong with Flora & Miles...This British French co-production was written & directed by Rusty Lemorande & is a film that I found far too pedestrian & dull for my liking. The script by Lemorande takes itself 100% seriously, is somewhat sedately paced & was based on the short story by Henry James & I think that the word 'short' is crucial here as this filmed adaptation feels very drawn out & in my opinion has very little substance. I have never read the novel so I cannot compare the two but the fact that the film is narrated feels like it was added to increase the duration & as a whole very little actually happens. Jenny is the only central character with the two children & housekeeper the only other character's with any sort of significant screen time. The film didn't flow properly & the narrative didn't work for me, why does Jenny become so afraid of Miles? Did I miss something, she almost convinces herself without him actually doing anything that I can remember apart from being a bit naughty. Jenny ends up having a breakdown which just didn't seem plausible or convincing in context at all. The ending puzzled me as well, why did the kid die? What were those ghost's at the window doing? What happened to them? Was it Jenny's imagination? The things a mess & ends up being very frustrating as I felt there was a good film trying to break out, if only a bit more time had been spent on the pacing as it's very slow & the story which is loose to say the least. As a whole it's not very engaging or interesting & I found it became quite dull well before the end credits started to roll.Director Lemorande does a terrific job & The Turn of the Screw has a wonderful visual style to it, the locations, the interesting props & set dressing, the creepy toys, the colour schemes, there's some really cool angles & camera shots & I think a lot of time & effort was put into the look of the film. If only as much time had been spent on the script as on the visuals, a shame. Forget about any gore as there isn't any, there is also a distinct lack of scares.Technically the film is great & I have no complaints here, it was shot in Surrey, England. I have to say Patsy Kensit is hot in this, she's very cute. Julian Sands fans will be very disappointed to learn despite his top billing in the credits he has nothing more than a cameo that amounts to about three minutes of screen time.The Turn of the Screw (isn't that a great title for a film?) is a bit of a bore, there's nothing particularly exciting or memorable about it & it doesn't seem to know what sort of film it wants to be. I can't say I'd recommend it unless you like slow, dull pointless films.

I have never had the pleasure of reading the story or seeing the previous film adaptions from which this movie is based on which probably explains why I liked this film so much. Anyway, the story is about a nanny (Patsy Kensit) who takes charge of a household for a strange man (Julian Sands- in a brief cameo appearance) and his even stranger children who seem troubled by some unknown terror. This is a frightening film with a slow pace that actually works in favor of the film. As a result of the slow pace the terror is allowed to slowly build up to a terrifying climax. Kensit does a respectable job in the lead role.Rated R; Nudity & Sexual Situations.

I was very pleasantly surprised with this adaptation of Henry James novel.It reminds me a little bit Dario Argento's "Suspiria"(1977).Why? Because it's full of wonderful visuals and creepy atmosphere.Some scenes are really chilling without relaying on gore.The acting is pretty good,and Patsy Kensit is really keen on eyes.She is such a beautiful woman!Kudos go also to Rusty Lemonrade-great directing job Rusty,I'm your fan!So if you're in the mood for creepy ghost story don't hesitate to watch it.Recommended!

If you know Henry James' novel and if you know Jack Clayton's first-rate adaptation of this subtle psychological subject, beware this poor adaptation from Rusty Lemorande. No tension at all and Patsy Kensit really is no Deborah Kerr.