Stylish but barely mediocre overall

Sorry, this movie sucks

How sad is this?

The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.

Another piece of junk from cult director David DeCoteau. This one is exactly the same as the rest of the 1313 series, featuring a mild horror plot that barely features, with the majority of the running time concerned with gay erotica. The setting is a blue-tinted house where nobody owns a stitch of clothing and young muscle guys go swimming, take long showers, and fondle themselves on perfect white sheets. It's an absolute joke.

This movie is nothing but soft core porn. Some wealthy older man, Hollywood producer or director decided to throw a few thousand to a director/screenwriter to write a cheap script and film a stable of young lads in whitey tighties for the entire film. Believe me, this film is trash and doesn't even deserve a single watch. The clincher is a long drawn out shower scene almost at the end of the blonde kid where almost every inch of his body is caressed by the camera (for 15 minutes!!!!). The plot is incredibly laughable/stupid, to the point that it really doesn't make any sense. It is extremely homo erotic, so it that's your kick, you most definitely will enjoy it. I could slap myself across the face for watching it off of Amazon student Prime. And whomever is involved with this film, only you can decide whether to pay attention to their future creative endeavors.