Very well executed
The Worst Film Ever
That was an excellent one.
One of the film's great tricks is that, for a time, you think it will go down a rabbit hole of unrealistic glorification.
View Morei would give it a 0.0000000000000000 for sci-fi but for comedy a 8 but the cop was shot and some how came back to life without a bloody suethow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i would give it a 0.0000000000000000 for sci-fi but for comedy a 8 but the cop was shot and some how came back to life without a bloody suethow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i would give it a 0.0000000000000000 for sci-fi but for comedy a 8 but the cop was shot and some how came back to life without a bloody suethow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i would give it a 0.0000000000000000 for sci-fi but for comedy a 8 but the cop was shot and some how came back to life without a bloody suethow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i would give it a 0.0000000000000000 for sci-fi but for comedy a 8 but the cop was shot and some how came back to life without a bloody suethow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i would give it a 0.0000000000000000 for sci-fi but for comedy a 8 but the cop was shot and some how came back to life without a bloody suethow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
View MoreThis film has no redeeming qualities. All the actors are lackluster as well as the asinine script. The most horror I saw in this film was in the editing. Phoebe Falconer was OK till she opened her mouth. Her screaming fits were truly incomprehensible. Heidi Fleiss's "acting" was reprehensible. The "Alien" was nonsensical. The only really imaginative part in the movie was when the Sheriff?? gets shot in the head and we see blood splattering on the camera lens. Unfortunately, it's a long, tedious wait to that scene so don't bother. I can't find enough negative words for ten lines to trash this movie so I hope they accept it as it is.
View MoreOne of those movies that misses out on having a flat 1.0 rating only because the few members of the cast and crew who were willing to admit to being involved came on here to vote, and not enough other people will ever see it to drown out those votes in a well-earned avalanche of 1's.It is difficult to express the degree of awfulness involved here -- there is not a single aspect of this movie that is anything but just terrible. Its amazing you make something like this and actually go ahead and release it. If I were responsible I wouldn't show it to my friends, let alone the world at large. It even failed to do the bad movie wraparound thing where a stupid film becomes entertainingly hilarious just to laugh at. No, just bad. And weird. And boring. And stupid. Somebody really needs to write the Department of Homeland Security and get the directors deported before they ever do something like this again.
View MoreWhat a piece of junk. Couldn't watch it for more than 10-15 minutes, and I did it only because i was hoping for more bo0bie shots, but even this was done so lame :( Storyline sucks, acting is on the level of 1st grade of worst primary schools, nudity very scattered and more PG-rating-alike style, monster sucks (not mentioning it ain't scary nor funny at all), camera work is nonexistent (it shot itself somehow, I'm sure), special effects limited to a big bang of blown up old junk cars etc, what else... ah, sound - well, it is in stereo ( ;)) and thats why I gave it my rating (1/10), otherwise I wouldn't rate this piece of sh*t at all.LAMEST CRAP WARNING: Do not attempt to rent it, don not accept it for free (you'll waste your precious time only), and for God's sake - don't you ever even think of buying this crap! Just stay away from it! You've been warned :) I'm dead serious. I love and own lots of bad sci-fi flicks, but this one... its an insult even to any *dead* brain cells of rotting gorilla's corpse...
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