Wow! Such a good movie.

Fresh and Exciting

best movie i've ever seen.

Blistering performances.

What made me watch this movie, was that it reminded me of Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, which is the type off movie this one seams to be ripping off (60's and 70's sexploitation and action flicks) This movie is laughably bad, but within all that awfulness, is a lot of hilarity. I can't tell you how many times I rolled my eyes and shook my head, at the awful jokes and the bad dialog, which consist of allot of really bad puns, and the movie never misses a chance to give us either cleavage or butt shots. It's trying to be overly cool and uses almost every cliché in the book to show us how "cool" it is, but is just plain laughable.Now I was having a pretty good time with Bitch Slap, but then the ending came, and it ruined almost everything. I won't spoil what it is, but it made me want to throw up. I really was disgusted how bad it was. I'm not entirely sure why I had such a vastly negative reaction, but I think its the sheer amount of stupidity, that made something click in my mind. I know this movie isn't meant to be taken seriously, but that ending was just too much.

That is the thing that bugged me the most about this film - 10 minutes in and I already new the twist ending. After that the film gets really boring.I can see what the writers were going for - a grind-house film in Memento style with slowly the story slowly unfolding in numerous flashbacks. Well, it worked to some extend. After 6th or 7th one I just rolled my eyes and said "Another one of those?". It gets dull pretty quickly.The acting is quite OK, with Michael Hurst and Kevin Sorbo doing a nice job. I think that Lucy Lawless and Rene O'Connor were not necessary and you only see them for about a minute.The three main actresses get their job done, but don't expect anything Oscar worthy. The others are just forgettable.Oh, and for a grind-house films there is too much CGI. And I mean too much.

I will rate this movie a two. One star given because the audio works, and one allocated because the screen footage operates alright. Apart from that, there really isn't much else to this movie. There is no clever plot, I think the complete bad storyline of this movie must have been thought up within a whole 5 minutes. This movie is solid evidence that it doesn't take much to be a successful movie scriptwriter. There are no lovable or dynamic characters whom the viewer is able to connect with, instead just boring airhead characters who provide little more than a mere chuckle. You can toss away any expectations of a deep and meaningful message, as this movie lacks that completely. Any belief of strong female characters which appear in this movie is completely fictional. If a female stripper is one you consider "strong" I believe that is very wrong. For female main characters which are considered strong I recommend watching something good like Kill Bill or Million Dollar Baby. It is a much more better way to spend time then painstakingly sitting through this film. If you have a decent IQ and will want to see a movie which actually requires some brain power, you'll want to give this one a miss.

I have to agree with my D, I don't know how anyone could give this a rating higher than 3. This movie sucks, yeah it has some hot ladies in it, but other than their cleavage, there's nothing good that comes outta them. I've seen late night B movies on HBO with better acting, better story, and A LOT bigger budget. How this even made it to theaters is beyond me. If your looking for a movie you can watch with some guys and get all high/drunk and make fun of a movie, this is it. Your jokes and laughter will be more entertaining than this POS. And yes, half of this move is filmed in front of a green screen. The only good thing (other than the ending) was when 2 of the girls have this lesbian make out session in a dilapidated mobile home. But if you need to watch this movie to see that, you need to get out more.