Let's be realistic.

Admirable film.

The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful

The best films of this genre always show a path and provide a takeaway for being a better person.

In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. BloodRayne has a great cast of actors such as Kristanna Loken (Terminator 3), Ben Kingsley (Iron Man 3), Matthew Davis (The Vampire Diaries), Udo Kier (End Of Days), Michelle Rodriguez (Resident Evil) and Billy Zane (Titanic) now this isn't a good film to be honest the acting is terrible, the effects are not that good good and Uwe Boll is a terrible director but the film is easily a guilty pleasure for me i mean the name of the director says it all and even tho i was ready to hate this film i found it quite enjoyable in a bad way always. (8/10)

OK, I'm giving this 5 stars because I'd walk over broken glass for Kristanna Loken! She does a pretty good job considering what she has to work with - but, like I said, just being there is enough. Matthew Davis and Will Sanderson turn in credible performances - again, considering what they have to work with. Michael Madsen acts like he just stopped by to pick up his check and discovered that they wanted him to recite some lines. Ben Kingsley - what can I say. I know he got an Oscar for Ghandi but ever since he's been trying very hard to make us think that was a mistake. Michelle Rodriguez - well she does tough-chick-with-an-attitude-trying-to-be-hot pretty well (it got her through "Lost") - I wonder if she can do anything else?? The plot is reasonable and flows pretty well and the photography is good (although we do seem to have an excess of mountain range scenery). The gore? Well, it's actually pretty funny. It's so over the top that it reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.Normally a film like this would prompt me to say "There's an hour and a half I'll never see again!" and give it one star while wishing I could give it zero. But, as I said - it has Kristanna Loken.Just as an aside - Uwe Boll actually did a movie that I think is pretty good - "The Final Storm".

Uwe Boll is regarded as being one of the worst film makers of all time. Having seen a few of his movies (Far Cry, Bloodrayne, Rampage, Final Storm) I can say that although he is a terrible director not all of his movies live up to the awful hype. One of the few movies of him that does though is Bloodrayne. Bloodrayne is sinfully dull, and any interest that could be put into the movie is squashed from it being painful to watch. The only way that you could ever actually see this movie and not fall asleep would be if you made a conscious effort not to fall asleep while watching it. The worst part about this movie is that Uwe Boll actually managed to tarnish the careers of otherwise respectable actors such as Ben Kingsley. Despite some criticisms I also like Michelle Rodriguez and thought she was wasted as well. The worst part about this movie is that it is fairly forgettable as well. So if you hope to watch it to find a unintentionally funny scene or to get any entertainment out of it then keep looking.

OK, I am locking my doors as I write this but really people! Look I know the movie bombed, I know the director is a dumb nut but by sitting here and writing for two hours about how watching the movie was such a waste of time - you are only wasting more time! I am so sick of how reviews pick what you watch, play, and buy now-days! I thought it was a neat little movie!, A bit cheap and heavy on the phony blood but not that bad all around. What does make the movie look bad is when you jump online and read a huge amount of errors in the movie so you can be looking for them.I think that if I had just watched the movie it would have been good. Bottom line, watch something if you want to know what you think of it, don't let others witch and moan and keep you from getting your own opinion.