The Age of Commercialism

Better Late Then Never

It's easily one of the freshest, sharpest and most enjoyable films of this year.

Actress is magnificent and exudes a hypnotic screen presence in this affecting drama.

Was it me or was Gary Stretch/Nigel Putnam drunk through the entire film or does he always slur when he talks? And after the explosion at the end the shark and croc are still in one piece and fighting. Also what is with the extremely poor acting in these films, even the well known actors?

After watching this, erm, film I have only questions.1. Why did the sailor's girlfriend's watch which was on a bracelet, also fit the boyfriend perfectly who had wrists twice as big?2. Why did the giant shark keep jumping over the USS Missouri?3. Why did the NOAA agent not know how to hold a gun and torch at the same time? I've seen this on NCIS etc often. What is NOAA?4. What is a nuclear arc and why did the workers at the power station send one to Orlando, on one phone call? Could I make a call like that? How did the 'arc' hit the croc and nothing else in Orlando ?5. Why were baby crocs or was it sharks, attack Santa Monica pier? Why don't they like piers?6. What accent did the mine boss have? I have never heard an accent in the English language like that.7. Why was the Australian woman wearing high heals in the middle of the Congo? Had she just arrived from Sydney, and hadn't changed; did she only bring one pair of shoes?8. Why was a salt water croc living in the middle of Africa?9. How did that guy know the croc or shark (forgive my confusion, it's all a blur) Was heading for Miami? Are there pre-set shark or croc sea lanes as with ships?10. Why was the shark scanning the skies for aeroplanes to jump up at?11. Why did the helicopter crash with the agent left for dead, then it was flying again with the same agent at the controls?12. How much tranquiliser did it take to subdue the croc the size of a ship?13. Why didn't the shark leave a bigger wake form its fin?14. Why did the buildings in Miami look exactly as those in Hawaii?That's just for starters. Great film though. It's good that they allow children to produce films as practice for when they grow up and want to do it seriously when they are older and actually know stuff.

Okay, I never thought I would say this... The sequel was better than the original! Yes, the effects are laughably silly, the acting is poor and it has no plot, but that's why you love it! This time instead of a 'Giant Octopus' we have 'Crocosaurus' (A huge crocodile) and somehow the megalodon has come back from the dead... (Don't try to figure it out.) So now we've got another super-heavyweight champion monster showdown. I watched this thing on the 'Space' channel and was cracking up at how bad it was. If I had to tell you whether to watch 'Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus' or 'Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus', I would tell you 'Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus' and not have a second thought on that. If you were a fan of 'Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus' and you have not seen this, go check it out! I can guarantee you you're gonna love it.

I would say it does not live up to Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, but it was still good. Dr. Terry McCormick, Nigel Putnam, and agent Hutchinson were the main characters, and they did good at it. The new beast,Crocosaurus, was a good opponent for Mega Shark, especially that the fact their fight was amazing. But again they both die, this time bombed in battle {funny, nothing that big can explode under water}. The Asylum did especially good on this film, but they could of reused Emma and Lamar.If you see this movie and think its tacky at the beginning, be like me and say, "well, can anyone get a robot that big?" because animation makes a good movie! They did well to show the Crocosaurus 3 minutes in and the Mega Shark 10 minutes in. The places the characters first see the beasts are accurate The Democratic Republic of the Congo and well, no duh, the ocean. My guilt is not quite finishing this, unless I shouldn't be guilty. These movies remind me to watch the other, after this I'll finish 30,000 Leagues Under the Sea, and start Dinoshark. You should really see and review this movie. But remember, animation always makes a good movie, because who can find a huge robot to replace it, right? yes it does because it is the only Red Box movie you can find.But more about the movie. So two gigantic monsters trying to slaughter each other. Crocosaurus want to protect his eggs. Mega Shark wants to escape extinction.But what I don't get is, the film makers have a real aircraft carriers but have to animate helicopters and... TRUCKS!?!?!? Wow, but anyway we all have to love the confidence the Asylum have in themselves they can make better and better movies, but really, Nazis From The Center Of The Earth?!?!?! Wow.Wow. Wow.The visual effects are worst than usual, because they keep repeating the SAME thing!But the fight with the Crocosaurus and the Mega Shark is better than the one in Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus,because again in that movie they repeat the same fight scene.