everything you have heard about this movie is true.
View Morebrilliant actors, brilliant editing
Very interesting film. Was caught on the premise when seeing the trailer but unsure as to what the outcome would be for the showing. As it turns out, it was a very good film.
View MoreThe acting is good, and the firecracker script has some excellent ideas.
View MoreIt's kinda a morality story with quite some nudity and sex in it. It's also a comedy, though it never reaches comedy highs such as American Pie, even though or maybe because it takes one phrase of that movie and runs a complete movie with it. There was another movie recently that had the desperate Housewife/Milf theme in it, which wasn't better or worse than this, but they still try obviously.Some jokes are good, but it's all very predictable and the conclusion or rather resolution is pretty weak too. Gross scenes aside (peep hole) the movie tries to reel you in with a sense of friendship and teen life itself. Quite a few things feel forced and I don't think many will watch or like this very much
View MoreThere is only one redeeming quality to Milf and that was the performance of Jack Cullison, who has a natural likability and he tries very hard with his barely developed role. Everything else is dire from start to finish. The rest of acting is atrocious with most either over-acting or can't do anything with their roles, while Phillip Marlett is incredibly irritating and Molinere Green only seems to have one expression. They are not helped by their obnoxious and cardboard-cut-out characters and childish and painfully unfunny script, nor by the paper-thin and structurally all-over-the-place story. The sex scenes are unsubtly gratuitous, often Milf read too much like a porn movie, the music is generic just seems to be there with no purpose, the direction didn't look as though it was even there at all and while there are visually cheaper films out there everything just looks too bright and ordinary. All in all, Cullison aside Milf was a dire movie. And just before anybody defending it jumps on my back, I knew what I was expecting beforehand but was hoping that Milf would do something that was watchable. I'm sorry but I found it sloppily executed, thinly plotted, unfunny, distasteful, atrociously acted and annoying, and there was no excuse for that no matter how hard you try to convince me otherwise. 2/10 Bethany Cox
View MoreMy review says it all just in the title alone.This was not only boring, but sad and stupid as well.With the horrible script, atrocious actors and go nowhere plot, I sat through this mess of a production to see what the final result would be - and it still sucked till the very end.With almost no entertainment value, I wonder as I have many time before, how productions as this get made - even to direct DVD or video.There is some decent camera work and editing - that aside, I see no bright and sunny future for the writers, actors, director or producers.Sorry, but that's the truth.
View MoreWow, amazing that this actually made it to see the light of day.First off, despite being labeled as a comedy, this movie didn't make me laugh once. There were a couple of smirks, but that was about it. This movie was compared to the "American Pie" movies, but it doesn't reach that level at any point, not even by a long shot.The best thing about this movie was without a doubt, the performance put on by Jack Cullison in the role of Brandon Murphy. He, and he alone, carried this movie and made it worth sitting through. I think he actually might just make a name for himself on the screen.Sure, there were parts of the movie that had potential, but they failed to come through with enough punch to light up the room. There were scenes that had potential for laughs.Also, the movie suffered from a horrible dialogue. It was painful to listen to it at times, but people at least did the best with what they had. I think, if the writers had actually put more effort, heart and soul into the dialogue, the movie would have been so much better, and had a lot more appeal.Now, the worst thing about the movie had to be the performance put on by Philip Marlatt in the role of Anthony Reese. Oh my god! I literally wanted to claw my eyes out. It was like watching a hand-puppet show.Supporting roles by Joseph Booton and Ramon Camacho were also good. They had the funniest roles in the movie, being all quirky and nerdy, but still managing to get with the MILFs.As for the scenes and the settings, they worked quite well, and were actually some of the nicer things that came together and worked as a unity for the movie.For a teen comedy, this movie failed. And there was way too much senseless nudity in the movie for my liking. I usually enjoy a good teen comedy or two, but this one was a drag. There are lots of better and funnier movies in this genre. Not everything in this movie is bad, but when you sit down to watch a movie of this genre you except to be entertained and to get some laughs; "MILF" didn't fully deliver to that extend.
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