Sorry, this movie sucks

Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.

This movie feels like it was made purely to piss off people who want good shows

Yes, absolutely, there is fun to be had, as well as many, many things to go boom, all amid an atmospheric urban jungle.

Since I saw the trailer it was clear that this movie is kind of a B- movie. Not so much when you look at the quality of cinematography, editing, stuff like that, but mostly because of the plot, the writing and the acting, which was weirdly porn-y and just uncomfortable, especially when it comes to Paz de la Huerta, who played the nurse Abby Russell. The plot actually made me think about American Psycho 2, and how I've often said that movie would be way better if you just took away all the American Psycho references. Nurse is incredibly similar to American Psycho 2, but it's hard to say if it's a good thing. On the other hand there's blood and gore, more than in American Psycho 2, but the story doesn't seem as rich.The movie was surprisingly colourful and looked really nice. Only problem is we didn't see it in 3D, which I guess is somewhat the point, so sometimes some effects look really tacky. Are they less or more tacky with 3D?Nurse is an alright horror movie. There are so many things I'd like to change about it to make it even better, though. It has potential, but doesn't reach it. Still, fun to watch at least once.

If anyone ever sees me standing outside a theater, ready to enter a movie this bad... kill me! The unfortunate side of this review is that I watched it on Netflix or something of the sort. I was alone, and I didn't have the guts to impale myself on a spike.The cover art for this movie is the allure to anyone that wants to watch this flick. An attractive nurse in latex, riding a hypodermic needle... That is the only thing interesting about this movie.The story line was not so bad, but the acting by the star has to be one of the worst jobs since Angie Everhart's job in Bordello of Blood or Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls... I truly wished someone would break into my home and steal my television while I was watching this movie. it would have helped.The shocking part of this production is that they actually had a $10m budget. Seriously? It never occurred to anyone to just invest the money into something else? I've spent enough of my time on this review for this flick... It's not worth one second more.

Nurse 3D revives the camp genre that is so often misunderstood, as evidenced by the negative reviews we see here. Some people just don't get it. They've written their reviews as if they expected to see a movie of high drama, pathos and some kind of serious message. That isn't this movie!On the other hand despite lots of nudity, some of it *very* graphic, Nurse 3D is hardly a sexy movie. It's a camp thriller and gore-fest that runs at a fast pace, unabashedly, self-consciously and with glee to a frantically gory ending with an intelligent twist in the closing scene. I'd say it lives up to its creators' aims admirably.

I'll start off by saying that for a B movie, (seems like a B movie, quite surprised it was in cinemas!) this film had a decent budget and mostly all good actors, except for the main actress Paz De Le Heurta who's acting is just, well.....odd.The dialogue and her acting are just ludicrous but as a result I found the movie to be quite funny (possibly unintentionally. I couldn't tell)You could actually play a drinking game with this movie, taking a drink any time there is a butt shot or some nudity in this film, which there is tons of, its actually ridiculous. The main actress is nude probably 50% of the film so you'd be pretty drunk by the end!Overall: The whole thing is ridiculous, but its worth one watch.. I've seen far worse....Recommendation: Watch Enter The Void, by Gaspar Noe, Paz is better in that but the film is also a work of genius.