Stan Helsing
Stan Helsing
R | 23 October 2009 (USA)
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A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there?

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Flyerplesys

Perfectly adorable

Acensbart

Excellent but underrated film

Micah Lloyd

Excellent characters with emotional depth. My wife, daughter and granddaughter all enjoyed it...and me, too! Very good movie! You won't be disappointed.

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Skyler

Great movie. Not sure what people expected but I found it highly entertaining.

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mad_mike1211

This movie starts out average and gets bad pretty quickly. When you realise what it is, you try to accept it for what it is. That doesn't prepare you for how bad it really gets though. Overall plot is interesting but they do nothing with it and butcher it at every moment. acting is average at times but shocking at others. Script is horrible from start to finish and the cringe moments get worse as the movie goes on. Put it this way, I would avoid watching this if I were you. 90 minutescould be spent doing better things, like watching paint dry, orcounting the grains of sand on your local beach

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Alexander_TheOne

Out of 2100 movies watched. I would rate this as the worst pure, utter bullshit I've ever seen. (Haven't watched vampires suck yet.) The script seemed to be written along the way, Acting, Costumes and effects are among the most ridiculously bad someone could possible do.They used the name, the genre to make money. It's the only ambition and reason people who made it had.I honestly wonder if the director himself even would/have watch/ed the movie more than 1 time..To sum it up, avoid at all cost. Watch only if you are a huge movie nerd, or want to see how to absolutely not!!, make a movie.

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Diorafan05

Last year I developed a big addiction for mindless slapstick comedy. I made it my objective to see all the spoof movies that released over the past couple of years. The first movie to start this genre was 'Scary movie' It is a classic and possibly the best of the franchise. Originally it was the 'Naked gun' series which made this genre popular back in the day. Other average films released such as 'disaster movie, date movie, epic movie, and superhero movie followed, which didn't quite live up to expectations, but were fun to check out. Spoof genre still exists and I'm eagerly awaiting 'scary movie 5'. My expectations are not too high due to the average outcome of 'scary movie 4'. This genre still exists and I'm eagerly awaiting 'scary movie 5'. My expectations are not too high due to the average outcome of 'scary movie 4'. Jason Frietzberg and Aaron Zetzler started this but lately the quality is lacking in their movies. Stan Helsing was a low profile film that received a limited cinema release in the states and only got a DVD premiere around the world. When viewing one can understand that it doesn't possess the big box office potential. Reasons for this are obviously due to the lack of big names and absence of plot. But this doesn't deter one from enjoying it. The only reason I seen it was from noticing Diora Baird in the cast. But I admit I was pleasantly surprised from the endless adult humour and double meaning jokes. The only problem is that it doesn't make for viewing with the parents. The crass comedy may not be appealing to everyone. But it depends on one's individual comedy tastes. I think the failure of the film resulted from the non existence of a plot. Okay so a video store clerk wanting to deliver a collection of porn to a customer isn't very appealing. But what makes this watch-able is the endless comedy situations. The entire movie is shot in dark surroundings. And we follow the four characters who are to attend a Halloween party, make a detour to give a porn collection to a customer. On their way they get lost in to a quiet town and attempt to find a way out. Throughout the film there are countless horror movie references that are made in a funny and sarcastic manner. Unfortunately some comedy is forced and seem out of place at certain segments and over done. The horror movie characters were not required. They were not involved to any purpose and seemed pointless. The horror movie characters were not required. They were not involved to any purpose and seemed pointless. To add to that the ending was also pathetic. But one shouldn't expect much from the climax anyway. It reminded me of 'the police academy' movies, where something just happens at the end to give the movie the final touch.Bo Zenga who happened to be the executive producer of the 'scary movie' franchise directs this comedy. I think he did a commendable job. He also happened to write the script to the movie. I enjoyed the sex jokes. They made me laugh. It didn't come across as anything forced. Going by the reviewers on here, I can only assume that they don't find these kind of skits enjoyable. This isn't a plot based comedy movie and the entire focus is on the dialogues and jokes. It is a pity that people didn't realise this.

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Tater Farraday

This has got to be the most unfunny comedy I have ever seen. I went into this movie thinking it would just be mediocre, but went out nearly in a coma at just how bad this movie was. It's like the director had no idea what comedy was, so he just through some comedic elements such as random transvestites, stupid parodies, sex jokes and really disgusting stuff on screen hoping it would come out a comedy. And you can tell this sucks, because I'm a kid who basically finds everything funny, and yet this movie never once had me laughing. It's not even a horror parody, it just takes a random culmination of horror movie villains, makes them look stupid in a way that barely makes sense as a parody and throws them in. They don't make fun of anything about the characters, it just has them in the movie. This movie sucks on so many levels, I can't even count them all of the top of my head.

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