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A different way of telling a story

Not sure how, but this is easily one of the best movies all summer. Multiple levels of funny, never takes itself seriously, super colorful, and creative.

All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.

Honestly one of the strangest movies I've ever seen. The old man, Howard Howe, is a disturbed and creepy guy. Justin Long is this huge douchebag, but you feel bad for him. Look out for Haley Joel Osment!! Quite a unique plot, which makes viewers raise their eyebrows and ask themselves "what the hell am I watching?" I'm not a huge body modification horror film person, but this wasn't the worst movie I've ever seen; however, I don't think I'd watch this again. The acting was a little overkill (Justin Long could've been a better actor). I will give props to Michael Parks though for being genuinely weird and sometimes making me laugh! Watch at your own risk, it's gruesome.

I didn't even watch the full movie. I skipped through to parts, and even the parts I did watch make me want to curl up in a ball and never move ever again. I mean seriously. I've lost respect for everyone involved in this process. EVERYONE. And I liked Justin Long before this, not anymore. Literally made an account to let people know this movie ruined my life. I don't think i'll ever be okay again. But if this review stops ANYONE from watching this all i'm saying is that it was a success.

So, it took me longer to see this one than I would have guessed, just because this type of movie is what I love, but what I saw was a little bit different than what I expected. I'm gonna check out Yoga Hosers soon, but as for this one: I liked it, and it was different than I expected which is really why I give it the high rating, because I also found that it dipped a bit in certain parts and around the halfway mark you start kind of wondering what exactly you're waiting around for because it feels like what you might worry about happening has already happened. Still, seeing Justin Long wail like that was pretty funny. Worth a watch, but maybe only one.

I am a big fan of horror movies but sadly the quality of horror movies in the last 20 years has plummeted. This movie is right down there with the worst of them. Comparable to Centipede. I am not squeamish but both are just vomit inducing in their awfulness. Both jjust horrifyingly awful in every aspect. The only reason I sat through all of this is because I had a 6-pack of quality IPA to enjoy. Double bonus of no work in the morning.